Trying To Blag A Sponsorship Deal

This is the balloon that I tried to blag off of my employers at the time. It was 1999 according to the date on the artwork that Sky Balloons prepared for me.
They didn't go for it (bastards).
I had a big business plan spiel that I had to go through with the directors of the company, I think it was only the MD who didn't like it.

Have That Your Majesty!

HaHa. That'll teach them to try and stitch me up.

Complained about the fact that they'd based their calculations on US Dollars and not UK Pounds.

Next thing to do is write a letter to ParcelFarce and ask for my £8 handling charge back. Wonder if I should ask for money to cover having to drive there to collect my parcel too?